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My name is Prime Minister Brown
I’m an MP who’s getting you down
Was never a sinister
King or prime minister
Known to make everyone frown
You will see that I’m quick on my feet
I’m the first one to sound a retreat
I’m full of depravity
Just like Macavity
Working in 10 Downing Street
We’re the people’s political party
With a service to come to your aid
Our architect’s witty and arty
Our secretary’s skilful at trade
We send out our orders through faxes
And the world in the palm of my hand
We’re famous for fiddling with taxes, with taxes
The way that we govern the land
BN, conservatives
Liberals, preservatives
Social democracy
Total autocracy
Modern mechanical
Slightly tyrannical
Great magnanimity
What a divinity – what a divinity
He has influence notable
Cunning and quotable
No more equality
Shoddy type quality
Wonderfully cynical
Top of the pinnacle
And if you want it he
Makes a reduction on mineral quantity
Oh!
Assemble the forces elite
I’ll have them patrolling the beat
With a force and ability
Filled with nobility
Marching past 10 Downing Street
I can summon hoards
Of lords
Propose amazing ventures
And raid the banks
With tanks
Or other strange adventures
I can raise the price
Of rice
And drop the price of oil
Or make Cameron Dave
A slave
And jewellery as cheap as foil
King of humanity
Loving urbanity
Swimming in vanity
Curing inanity
Hating organity
Semi-satanity
And if you plan it he
Drives all the Tories to almost insanity
Taught sociology
Follows astrology
Loves entomology
Insect biology
Talks in tautology
Spreading his knowledge, he
Lectured at college, he
Isn’t a man who would give an apology!
Oh!
My name is Prime Minister Brown
I’m an MP who’s getting you down
Was never a sinister
King or prime minister
Known to make everyone frown
So assemble the forces elite
I’ll have them patrolling the beat
With a force and ability
Filled with nobility
Marching past 10 Downing Street
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